We're joined by Alton Knight to tackle the age-old question: is it scarier walking into a dark basement, or climbing the stairs to get out? Also, Carey reveals how to get an illegal handgun from a pawn shop.

"Nobody told me the f*cking doll was ginger."

Two girls, one cello.

BATS! Also, we got hacked!

Our first special!

Sometimes, the original is betta.

In which we discover our new favorite horror villain.

In which we answer the all-important question: Is this movie just one giant Michael Jackson Rickroll?